10. They are bite-sized.
(You are supposed to eat them in one bite, right? Never mind. Don’t tell me. They are bite-sized.)

 

9. They are good for the environment because they require very minimal, recyclable wrapping. (That one sounds legit, doesn’t it?)

8. They are tasty as all heck.

7. They are small so you can generally eat 4 or 5 before anyone notices that you might have a serious issue.

6. They are only around once a year so how much trouble can you get into with them really?

5. They are ergonomically friendly so they do not promote carpal tunnel syndrome when eaten repetitively.

4. If you talk about them for long enough, someone will bring a few of them to your door.
(Seriously, who wants to bring me a Cadbury egg?)

3. They are delivered by bunnies –
and everyone knows that bunnies
are the harbingers of joy.

 

2. They are very easy to prepare when
you’re serving them as a meal.

 

1. The foil wrappers can be tightly compacted into a tiny ball so there is very minimal evidence of your shame if you happen to opt for a dozen-cadbury-egg lunch.